SUDZ, DON’T YOU DARE

deadfishandthelike:

magicalnaturetour:

“3-month old tiger cub” by AB Apana :)

Purr -rau -purr -meow -purr-purr -mew meow meow

kitty, I just don’t get it

Do you not like being pet?

I know you smell the steak

I would give you a treat

You don’t need the savannah

I’ll give you gazelles still alive

pretty as you are, the tour guide pulls me away, and I just don’t know why

If I was your man

Kitty, you

never worry bout

where’s your food

I be comin back to you home every night, feeding you tripe

You’re the type of kitty

deserves good things

paw covered in blood

mouth full of beef

Kitty you’re a star

I just want to show you you are

You should let me pet you, let me be the one to give you every thing you want and need.

Oh, kitty good noms and be petted

I’ll take you to the vet, then, give you some nice treats you love to eat

Kitty, you should let me love you, love you, love you

Listen

You’re a predator’s description

Kill so good it watching hurts

You’re a dime plus 99 and it’s no shame you really know what you’re worth

Every where we go they run and scream cause you don’t hunt slow

From whisker to toe out of control kitty you know

If I was your man

Kitty, you

never worry bout

where’s your food

I be comin back to you home every night, feeding you tripe

You’re the type of kitty

deserves good things

paw covered in blood

mouth full of beef

Kitty you’re a star

I just want to show you you are

You should let me pet you, let me be the one to give you every thing you want and need.

Oh, kitty good noms and be petted

I’ll take you to the vet, then, give you some nice treats you love to eat

Kitty, you should let me

you deserve better

We should hunt together

with me and you it’s whatever

So can we make this thing ‘us?’

You should let me pet you

let me be the one to give

every thing you want and need

(fade…)

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oursisthefury:

theresaplastictree:

if Fred & George had the map for years, how did they not notice that there was a man named Peter sleeping in Ron’s bed every night.

or did they just not want to ask or

Fred: Say, Ron, have a good

George: Ahem…um….Did you…um

Fred: I’m not sure how we should…

George: ask you…

Ron: uhhh

Fred & George: (in unison) ummmm

Ron: what’s going on?

George: have some candy!

Ron: Sure…I guess so…

Fred: Really? candy?

George: What? What do you want me to do I’m don’t want to

Fred: He forgets quicker if you give him cake!

hottestgirlsoftumblr:

by simpleveins :)

I shoul start an /s/ type of blog

theinturnet:

like a sir… sort of.

teamkilling-fucktard:

iswagitout:

efferentsignals:

What is the clinical definition of being dead again?

These are not my images, my friend found them on a website so I am simply sharing them. 

Please note: as I find more images, I’ll upload them. Also I really have no idea where the images themselves come from, some person is uploading them on another forum. 

Edit 2: Game Informer’s April issue will feature a 13-page cover story for AC3. I would imagine that these images are from that issue. In either case, be sure to pick it up. 

I jizzed

I am just… So happy… With everything… It’s so perfect :’D

Again:

teamkilling-fucktard:

gamefreaksnz:

First Assassin’s Creed 3 screenshots leaked

Assassin’s Creed 3 screens have leaked ahead of the game’s official reveal on Monday.

EVERYTHING IS PERFECT

I’m reblogging this a little late, but…

shortformblog:

New to the neighborhood: JustTheNe.ws

See all that stuff around the text? It’s white space. Tumblr user Max Temkin’s new news project is quick info minus clutter, updated once a day. “I’ve always wished I could get my news on a plain white page with a few well-curated stories; no ads, no social media, no comments,” he writes. “I got tired of waiting for someone to build that page, so I made it myself.” Minus the newspaper, this reminds us of the approach of the old Frontpages tumblr (whose loss we’re still upset about and we miss greatly). Just the links. Nothing more, nothing less. Give it a follow.

Fuck